we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Randomize
