marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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