i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
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if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
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He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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