he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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