His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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