i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
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she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
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You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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