It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
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I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
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Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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