We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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