She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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