Christians are straight up FREAKS
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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