I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I love you. Go after that dick
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Randomize