My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
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Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
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All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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