so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
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Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
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is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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