No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Randomize
