Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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