I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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