if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
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I need you to use more vowels.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
