After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Randomize
