Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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