I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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