Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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