I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
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I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
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I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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