I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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