My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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