I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
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i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
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The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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