There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
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