problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
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From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
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I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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