you guys were way drunker than both of me
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
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just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
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Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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