my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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