new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
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The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
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Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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