come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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