Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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