at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
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New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
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i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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