I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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