I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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