Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
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Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
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Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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