Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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