But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
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Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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