But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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