doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
COCAINE IS GR8
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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