Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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