They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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