Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
Randomize
