I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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