This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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