I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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