I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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