NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
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a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
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Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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