Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
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Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
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I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
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