yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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