It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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