next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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