Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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